CONFESSIONS OF A GREASE JUNKIE

EVIL

Dang you, Colonel Sanders

You bearded, fat ol’ stinker

I got the crave, and you know where,

Completely.  Hook, line, sinker.

You took that dirty barnyard bird

Transformed him, yes, you did

It’s juicy, greasy, man oh man

My butt’s now gauged in grids.

I may have overdone it

Sigh

As if the chicken weren’t enough

You baked a little dough

Into a fluffy biscuit

Now, I cry, “Mo! Mo! Mo!”

The Lure

Oh, lay it on me, Harlan

Give me breasts and thighs

Just driving past the signage

Wells tears up in my eyes.

Pass the graaaaaaaaaaaavy!

Drape me in that cole slaw

No one can duplicate

Gimme me taters, gimme gravy

Hurry!  I cain’t wait!

Oh, Colonel, sometimes late at night

I muse upon those legs,

Tender, hot and succulent

Which came first?  Them or the eggs?

Were I one of your chickens

I’d beg, cajole; say please,

For you to fry me up, real good,

Laid out for all to see.

It's true: I eat like a horse

Me crispy or me regular

Me spicy, or me not

Matters not a whit to me

I just don’t give a snot.

Click here for a treat

I’m willing, ready, able

To do most anything

Cuz just one sniff of KFC

Makes my heart simply sing.

BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE BUT PUT MY BODY IN THIS BOX

No pedestal is tall enough

Gimme some SEE'S and

I will just betcha

You sure made a friend for life.

Gimme some See's and

I'm willing to letcha

Come over and borrow my bike.

1921
Charles Alexander See opened
his first candy shop...
135 N. Western Ave.
 Los Angeles, CA

Just GIMME SOME SEE'S! or

I'll follow you home

And probably beat down your door.

Scratch n' Sniff

GIVE ME THAT BOX or

I can't guarantee

That I’ll not make a mess on the floor.

Me need.  Me want.        NOW.

Oh, PLEASE!  Gimme some See's

…My breathing is labored…

……….I can't seem to focus…….. nor think

Inter Me Here

The room's getting dark and

I'm weak at the knees......

If only ...

    you'd given ...

            me See's...........






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